Ladies and gentlemen (but specifically the gentleman in this case). It appears we have finally hit the wall at the peak of our evolution and have finally decided we are willing to now move backward, and not forward. What is it I'm rambling about you may ask? Recently, in Chino Hills, California, a group of high-testosterone men opened up MDK Project, which is essentially a boot camp they've created for men to become their alpha selves, and quote "become the husband, father, and man that you respect and admire." Why would anyone sign up for this? That's a great question, and it becomes harder to answer as we dwell on this topic. Not only does this boot camp consist of only three days, it also has a price tag on it! How much may you be wondering? It's going to cost you $18,000 to turn yourself into a man!

Nothing says alpha like rolling over on your belly at another man's command, am I right? It amazes me that some men are willing to throw away a down payment on a house, as opposed to doing these exact drills by joining the military, and actually getting paid to do so. The lack of brain cells is extremely concerning, and not only are they willing to be $18,000 in the hole, I can't imagine they're coming out more of a man anymore than they already thought they were. Seriously, back in the day, we were getting paid for abuse in the military, now we are just willing to pay for it by some wanna-be drill sergeants.

In some of the clips, you can literally hear some of the men say "“I’ll be damned, I’ll take this f-cking knife off my f-cking waist and carve this f-cking tattoo off my f-cking hand before I let any of you f-cking b-tches show up here on Friday for your graduation." Not only do these men think they're graduating from something as if this is a glorified accomplishment, they honestly could have just pulled up a few YouTube videos of David Goggins and have done this by themselves for free. I can only imagine after graduation, these men find the courage to crush a few Monster energy drinks, get some in their lifted trucks and start wrestling their wives to assert their alpha accomplishments.

All jokes aside, maybe some guys just need a weird way to get some release, and $18,000 and three days is the way to do so. I'm sure after many failed therapy sessions this is the only way they sought out clarity, and I can only hope that it actually worked for them. This camp seriously feels like an Andrew Tate pyramid scheme, but if all else fails, what else do you have to lose? Regardless if you're rich, poor, angry, or sad - if you're feeling frisky, check out the video and ask yourself if this really worth it? I certainly would rather keep my funds and punt it away on some 2AM Russian Table Tennis than engage in this tomfoolery.